Isis Tablet

Three lady cows that lived on the hill, had had enough of the cold morning chill. So  adorning their hats, handbags, twin sets and pearls, took off to the neighboring field just three old girls.

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Goldie locks had, had enough of her wretched curls,

She wanted to handle straightening irons like the rest of the girls. Read the rest of this entry »

There was a man that sat at a table, who met a rabbit of talking he was able.

Said the rabbit to the man, “ I say old chap, have you tasted that meal placed in your lap?”

“No young Sir with the fluffy ears, I have eaten like this for many years.” Read the rest of this entry »

And there they sat on the tallest of eves,

Nestling gracefully in a bed of leaves.

How they had arrived there they did not know,

A rather burly Lion had urged them to go. Read the rest of this entry »

Said duck to swan, “shall we be gone long, I have an appointment with a Mr Otter at one?” “ He’s not the type to wait patiently, he likes to be on time, he is never tardy.” Read the rest of this entry »

The smelly wellies stood silently by the shed,

The smelliest of wellies from many lands had fled. Read the rest of this entry »

Three small geese ran away from the farm,

Such close quarters had lost there charm. Read the rest of this entry »